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While you were stuffing your face with chocolate Easter Eggs today Jesus returned. Nobody noticed so he decided to just say “fuck it” and leaves us to defend ourselves against Xenu and that face on Mars. He is now in Vegas, standing in the middle of a pool, doing a line of salt off a hookers ass that turns to blow as soon as it hits his nose.

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