Outline for and links to posts serving as drafts for my someday to be written (and who knows, maybe even published) Self-Help* book Shut Up It’s Not That Bad, and Other Reasons You Should Pay $30 for This Book:
Love, Relationships, Sex and Other Things You Fail At
- You Don’t Need To Be In a Relationship Right Now
- Porn Is Not a Replacement For Your Sex Life, Or Is It?
- It’s Not Them, It’s You
- It’s Not You , It’s Them
- Nobody Likes You
Education, Language, Society, and Other Ways You Will Never Fit In
- You’re Not Well Read Enough
- You Don’t Watch the Right Movies
- You Have No Manners and Everyone Finds You Disgusting
- Shakespeare Thinks You’re a Cocksucker
Career, Money, and Other Reasons Why You Will Always Be A Disappointment to Those Who Love You
- You Don’t Deserve a Promotion
- You’re Overpaid
- Go Ahead and Follow Your Dreams, Just Don’t Come Crying To Me When You Fuck It All Up
Religion, Spirituality, and Other Things You Should Get Slapped For
- Stop Looking For Daddy To Help You
- Crystals are Pretty
- Drinking the Kool-Aid
Addiction and Other Character Flaws of Yours
- Alcohol Makes You Funny
- Drugs Solve All Your Problems
- Gambling Will Make You Rich
- Sex Equals Love
Depression, Anxiety, Alienation and Other Things About You No One Will Ever Really Understand
- No One Understands You and Never Will
- Oh, You Think You’re Worried Now?
- People Think You’re Weird
- The Way You Try To Be a Rebel Is Stupid
*Please note: Uncle Sean has no training, is not a doctor, a therapist, or anyone else remotely qualified to tell you how to live your life. In addition, he doesn’t care about you or your problems in the least.
